Productivity Watershed

Arrived at the office feeling drained, yet content, when what to my wondering eyes should appear? A quick morning e-mail from Bunny...

Which led to a day of online gaming...

Stealthily conducted under the noses of supervisors and coworkers.

Let's just say Eve is layin' the SMACKDOWN on Baby Jesus!

K.O. in the manger, Bee-ach!

If you only have four 5 min. to save end the world:

AAAA! Watch out for the clowns!

"Nothing is scarier than a clown."
Especially when they jump out of the toilet.

And I am digging Viva Caligula.

Oh, look: pagan prostitutes on fire...

It's like the original computer version of Grand Theft Auto: all directional arrows and rapid key-stabbing to commit acts of virtual violence... But I haven't uncovered the 'have an orgy with your sister' action, yet.

[adult swim] and William Street Games rock my world. Enjoy.

(Big thanks to Bunny, who knows just how to make me laugh 'til my nose runs... But if I get fired, I'm so living in your van.)

These Kids Will Wipe Your Butt in 40 Years

The future of America has never looked so bright apocalyptic:

Well, my mother is a malignant beignet because she bakes me.

Uh, huh. Hope you have a backup plan.
And which came first, 'collage' or 'college'?

Meaning he doesn't understand the games, just wants the latest scoop on A-Rod?

I are facilitate with bad grammar.

If you say that with a Scottish accent, it doesn't sound so bad.

Perhaps, I am being a grammar and composition snob. I certainly do not live up to my education all of the time. In an era of increasing disparity between wealthy and poor, comfortable and struggling, I should give the benefit of the doubt to children who may have difficult lives, which affect their ability to learn.

Or I could just benign the bacon pizza.

NOTE: Clips were taken from 9th grade vocabulary tests during the middle of the year. These children are not remedial, nor are they English Language Learners, nor in the juvenile court system.

(Thanks to G-Chen of SoCal: a lovely lady with lots of wit, energy and smiley goodness. CONGRATULATIONS on the new job! Good luck with the rugrats, my dear... And the censored language.)

Candy and Robots

This one's for Puppy, who loves robots and says "gummy buffalo" with an Eastern European accent... Which always makes me laugh until I'm winded ("Is that so wrong?" LOL):


ITT VAN A GUMIMACI (The Gummy Bear Song - Hungarian version)


Giving my source credit where it's due, I yanked this from Brother Walrus, who posted the lyrics on his site... Pay him a visit if you can't understand what the fudge they're saying.